And God looked down!!

Thanks to Ken Ostrye for this one...

And God Looked Down

Most seniors never get enough exercise. So in his wisdom God decreed that
seniors would become forgetful that they would have to search for their
glasses, keys and other things misplaced and so do some walking.
And God Looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was yet a need. So God in his wisdom made seniors loose
coordination that they would drop things which would require them to bend
and reach and stretch..
And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was yet a need. So God considered the functioning of seniors
bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more
frequently requiring more trips to the relief station that would burn calories.
God looked down and saw that it was good.

Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior Blessings and
did become more active as a result. So if you find you are required to get up
and down more as you age, remember it is God's will and in your best
interests, even though you mutter under your breath.

So there!!=============

 Amen! Let it be! And it certainly is.